Paris Hilton engaged to new boyfriend from Ormoc City

After years of dating Hollywood actors and celebrities, Paris Hilton has finally got engaged. We'd say we're delighted for her.

Paris has agreed to marry a man called John Imbayarte Miles, a local resident of Ormoc City in the Philippines who she has been romantically involved with for a total of 2 weeks when she recently visited the country. We did some maths and worked out that that's not very long at all. But who are we to judge? Love is love. And it's not like marriage is a legally binding commitment to spend the rest of your life with someone. It's all a facade.

We've grown fond of Paris over the years. and certainly we can say that Paris is deeply in love with her new fiancé.

This is for humor purposes only. Happy April Fools everyone! From Pipe-line Team.